Thanks MckMomma. After reading this I had to make my own...
If I had a nickel ever time I said...I would be a mutli-millionaire.

Please get the cat out of the laundry basket.

Please don't wipe that on me.

Five second rule...it's still clean.

No...don't touch your poop.

Yes, poop stinks.

Is ten am too early for shots?

Stop pulling your sisters hair.

Stop biting your sister.

Get off that table...table dancing is not a great career choice.

Yes those are my boobies.

It's called a baby belly, yes, you might have one someday.

If you sleep in your own bed I will buy you a pony.

Don't squeeze the hamster.

No cannot brush your teeth again.

We do not potty on the floor.

We do not spit the milk on the windows to wash them.

Desitin is not for your face, your arms, your sisters' hair or the carpet...it is for you butt.

Please don't throw your food on the floor.

We sit at the table, not on the table.

Get down.

Get out.

Do not climb that.

Don't eat dirt...or rocks...or leaves.

Shut the refrigerator.

Get out..Mommy needs to use the bathroom.

I love having my teeth cleaned...an hour of peace.

Is six pm too early for the kids to go to bed?

Don't sit on the computer.

Elmo is sleeping.

Please stay in your bed...please.

Don't eat the crayons.

Don't write on the walls.

Yes, they are all mine.

Yes, they are triplets.

Yes, I am very busy.

Yes, I knew I was pregnant with triplets.

You are gonna get your fingers pinched in there.

We have four of everything...stop fighting over it.